Wily Filipino Blogger Believed to Date Attractive Women

Internet blogger, Wile E. Filipino, is believed to date attractive women, sources say.  This, coming after the stunning revelation that several of his former girlfriends had been asked out on dates while they were still in a relationship with Filipino.  “I usually take it as a compliment,” said Filipino, “except for those times when they actually did run off with the guy who was flirting with them.  Yeah, that kinda sucked.”

One particular ex-girlfriend, who chose to remain anonymous, relayed the following story:

We were at this club with some friends and this one guy kept hitting on me at the dance floor.  I kept looking over at [Wile E. Filipino] and he was just smiling.  Later on, I asked him why he didn’t do anything and he just laughed and said, “It looked like you were doing fine.  If you wanna go out with that guy instead of me, go ahead.”

Another former girlfriend admitted that she actively chose not to tell Filipino when other men would ask her out, citing that she thought that “his face would turn red thermometer style, and smoke would shoot out his ears.”  When asked about this, Filipino replied, “As long as the story ends with ‘and then I shot him down,’ then I’m fine.  I’m a big boy, I can handle the truth.”

There was a time when Filipino went through what many of his friends have come to refer to as his “Ugly Girl Phase,” where he dated women he wasn’t physically attracted to after a particularly attractive woman cheated on him.  Friends close to Filipino reported that this phase was short-lived since, according to one friend, he makes “even ugly girls feel beautiful, so they end up dumping him as soon as other guys start paying more attention to them.”

Said another friend, “Man, I’m glad he got out of that phase quickly.  Don’t get me wrong, they all had nice personalities, but that’s the only way any of us would ever describe them, and that’s never a good way to describe someone, you know what I’m sayin’?  He needed to learn that a girl can speak in coherent sentences about their interesting experiences and be hot at the same time.”

Filipino, who has admitted to having trust issues because of past infidelities, recognizes that while he may have some insecurities, he’s not as bad as some guys.  “I know someone whose husband won’t let her got to the beach because he thinks she might get hit on.”  He notes.  “Even though I’ve never met him, I can tell that guy’s a douche.  I mean, come on, what’s he afraid of?  Besides, he thought she was attractive, why wouldn’t anyone else?  It sounds to me like that guy doesn’t even trust his own wife.  I assume the women I date will get hit on.  They’re attractive women.  What they choose to do after they get hit on is up to them.”