All I Want for Christmas is You

I am being followed.   NO!  Don’t turn around.  They’ll see you.  Just keep walking.

It’s like that movie, Eagle Eye.  I don’t know how it knows where I am going, or where I’ll be.  But there it is.

I get in the car.  It’s on the radio.  I change the station.  IT’S ON THAT STATION TOO!  I went in to Herbergers after taking a picture with Santa for my mom, and it even found me in there.

I give.  Do with me what you will, Mariah.  You and your high notes that make the neighborhood dogs bark.  DO YOUR WORST.