Mmm… Breakfast.

After my roommate set off the fire alarms in our apartment building, which is an entirely different story, our apartment smelled a bit like grease fire.  So I put my trusty snow boots on the other night and trekked down to “the wal” for a perusal of their scented candles section.

I ended up buying three.

One for the dining room/family room area, and two for my room.  Here’s where the evening took a drastic turn.  I’ve tried both of them out, I like them both for different reasons, and I think they both have the potential to end my love life for a considerable amount of time.  That’s where you come in, trusty readers of Wily Filipino.  I need your help.

The two candles I bought belonged to a line of scented candles whose theme was cupcakes.  They’re all supposed to smell like different cupcake flavors.  After several minutes of deliberation, I settled on these two:  Cherry Chip and Cinnamon French Toast.

So here’s the scenario:  You’re on a 6th, 7th… possibly 8th date with a guy.  You’ve done the offbeat, yet endearingly thoughtful activity you’ve come to know and love, and you awkwardly hint at heading to his place for a nightcap, because he’s too much of a wimp to make a real move (read: a gentleman), and upon entering the place “where the magic happens” as they say, it smells like:

a) Cherry

2) Breakfast

Discuss.